MUSICAL HUMOR
JOKES FOR YOU….enjoy!
How can you tell that there’s a drummer at your front door?
The knocking gets faster and faster.
How can you tell that there’s a vocalist at your front door?
She forgot the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
How can you tell that there’s an accordionist at your front door?
He doesn’t stop knocking even after you answer.
How do you know when a trombone player is at your front door?
The doorbell drags.
How do you know when there’s a banjo player at your door?
His hat says “Domino’s”.
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How do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..
Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
Neither did I
Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them
What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..
What’s the definition of a minor second?
Two oboists playing in perfect unison.
How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.
How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?
Evidently all of them.
What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.
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A thief broke into a Madison Avenue mansion early the other morning and found himself in the music-room. Hearing footsteps approaching, he took refuge behind a screen.
From eight to nine o’clock the eldest daughter had a singing lesson.
From nine to ten o’clock the second daughter took a piano lesson.
From ten to eleven o’clock the eldest son had a violin lesson.
From eleven to twelve o’clock the other son had a lesson on the flute.
At twelve-fifteen all the brothers and sisters assembled and studied an ear-splitting piece for voice, piano, violin and flute.
The thief staggered out from behind the screen at twelve-forty-five, and falling at their feet, cried:
“For Heaven’s sake, somebody please, please have me arrested!”
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